Saturday, December 31, 2011
Saturday Centus/Meeting of the Minds
“I can’t believe you have not started a list of changes for 2012 yet,” he said.
“I’m not doing it this year."
“Why not?" he pressed.
“Because nothing changes anyway. I’m just going to float my boat in the same murky waters of the last few years. Lucky for you, I’m still here helping paddle yours!”
“How about shrinking the muffin top?” he pushed.” Or cleaning the hall closet? Learning to cast a straighter fly line? Keeping supplies of toilet paper ready?”
“Resolution, Schmezolution!” I exploded. “Why make NewYear’s resolutions when I am already PERFECT!”
Silence can be deafening.