Saturday, April 30, 2011
The guys at work warned him NOT to forget the anniversary. Paper they said. Amy read books, but how could he know what she wanted to read? He only read the stock market?
Paper to write on? Nah, no one writes anymore. Amy texts like crazy and emails constantly.
Paper plates for a picnic? No, she’d have to pack the food basket while he grabbed the blanket. That was no gift.
She buys a paper for ads every Wednesday. That's it! Although the traditional gift for a first anniversary is paper, he’d give newspapers to last a whole year!
He just knew his thoughtfulness would choke up the little woman!