Saturday, December 18, 2010

Changes at the North Pole

This is today's entry in Jenny's Saturday Centus. For more stories and how to play, please visit Jenny at:
http://jennymatlock.blogspot.com/2010/12/saturday-centus-week-33.html. Today's prompt is highlighted in red.




                    Changes at the North Pole!
hen Santa decided to break with tradition, the common belief was he would come to his senses before Christmas Eve. But he vowed no more cookies, lost a hundred pounds, shaved down to a Tom Selleck mustache, and bought a new Ralph Lauren blazer. He retired Rudolph and bought a GPS. He asked world class designers to compete for a new uniform for his workers.



Designer Gordon was stitching in a tiny green zipper; tunic in an emerald satin, a jade belt with gold buckle cinching a blousy waist, hung nearby. Time was about gone when realization hit.


"What was he thinking? OMG! Elves are soooo 2009..."

137 comments:

jfb57 said...

What a fabulous Christmas post! Excellently written!

Deborah said...

Brilliantly written! I just loved it :o)

Judie said...

Well, I never thought of Santa as a fashion plate--he's always had such a defining look--but losing the elves? Now that's a new one!!

sarah-and-the-elf said...

Oh no! Poor Rudolph!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

Even Santa needs a makeover! He'll look so dashing as he's dashing through the snow!

gautami tripathy said...

A new dress!! Now he needs it!


dead man and his bottle of wine

Linda O'Connell said...

You are too funny and very creative!

Sue said...

You really took an original direction with this. And I liked it!

=)

Teresa said...

Sorry. . . I stopped reading at the "Tom Selleck moustache" to picture this sexy new Santa. Does he have any job openings since elves are sooo 2009?!

I'd love one of Designer Gordon's outfits, too!

Kudos on a great holiday story.

Jo said...

I love where you went with this little story ... and yeah, it's about time Santa got a makeover

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

This is great, packed with fun-filled detail. We were on the same wavelength, too, with the concept of a GPS replacing Rudolph. xo

nimaruichi said...

The poor dear, he should have stuck to what he does best! Fun post. :)

Pearl Maple said...

Happy holidays to you and your famiy. Jenny does host some fun parties through the year and I do enjoy visiting all the different posts.

Viki said...

Hopefully, Santa will come to his senses LOL.

cj Schlottman said...

Well written and so creative. I love the idea of the Tom Selleck mustache!

Merry Christmas..........cj

Betty Craker Henderson said...

Maybe I'm getting old. Think I'll stick with the old traditional Santa. Try me again on Valentine's Day. I have a feeling I'll be more in the mood for Tom Selleck then!

Anna said...

This was a fresh approach! Well done!
Anna
Anna's SC#33

Jenny said...

This was wonderful! I really, really loved this!

The Tom Selleck remark really cracked me up!

I hope you are having a lovely relaxing day recovering from a glorious and joyful Christmas!

Thank you for linking.

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