Saturday, December 18, 2010

Changes at the North Pole

This is today's entry in Jenny's Saturday Centus. For more stories and how to play, please visit Jenny at:
http://jennymatlock.blogspot.com/2010/12/saturday-centus-week-33.html. Today's prompt is highlighted in red.




                    Changes at the North Pole!
hen Santa decided to break with tradition, the common belief was he would come to his senses before Christmas Eve. But he vowed no more cookies, lost a hundred pounds, shaved down to a Tom Selleck mustache, and bought a new Ralph Lauren blazer. He retired Rudolph and bought a GPS. He asked world class designers to compete for a new uniform for his workers.



Designer Gordon was stitching in a tiny green zipper; tunic in an emerald satin, a jade belt with gold buckle cinching a blousy waist, hung nearby. Time was about gone when realization hit.


"What was he thinking? OMG! Elves are soooo 2009..."
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105 comments:

  1. jfb57December 18, 2010 at 6:09 AM

    What a fabulous Christmas post! Excellently written!

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  2. DeborahDecember 18, 2010 at 6:15 AM

    Brilliantly written! I just loved it :o)

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  3. JudieDecember 18, 2010 at 6:32 AM

    Well, I never thought of Santa as a fashion plate--he's always had such a defining look--but losing the elves? Now that's a new one!!

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  4. AnonymousDecember 18, 2010 at 7:42 AM

    Oh no! Poor Rudolph!

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  5. Kim LehnhoffDecember 18, 2010 at 8:29 AM

    Even Santa needs a makeover! He'll look so dashing as he's dashing through the snow!

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  6. gautami tripathyDecember 18, 2010 at 8:37 AM

    A new dress!! Now he needs it!


    dead man and his bottle of wine

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  7. Linda O'ConnellDecember 18, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    You are too funny and very creative!

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  8. Susan AndersonDecember 18, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    You really took an original direction with this. And I liked it!

    =)

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  9. AnonymousDecember 18, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    Sorry. . . I stopped reading at the "Tom Selleck moustache" to picture this sexy new Santa. Does he have any job openings since elves are sooo 2009?!

    I'd love one of Designer Gordon's outfits, too!

    Kudos on a great holiday story.

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  10. JoDecember 18, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    I love where you went with this little story ... and yeah, it's about time Santa got a makeover

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  11. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comDecember 18, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    This is great, packed with fun-filled detail. We were on the same wavelength, too, with the concept of a GPS replacing Rudolph. xo

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  12. AnonymousDecember 18, 2010 at 10:10 PM

    The poor dear, he should have stuck to what he does best! Fun post. :)

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  13. Pearl MapleDecember 18, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    Happy holidays to you and your famiy. Jenny does host some fun parties through the year and I do enjoy visiting all the different posts.

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  14. VikiDecember 19, 2010 at 6:18 AM

    Hopefully, Santa will come to his senses LOL.

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  15. cj SchlottmanDecember 19, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    Well written and so creative. I love the idea of the Tom Selleck mustache!

    Merry Christmas..........cj

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  16. Betty Craker HendersonDecember 20, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    Maybe I'm getting old. Think I'll stick with the old traditional Santa. Try me again on Valentine's Day. I have a feeling I'll be more in the mood for Tom Selleck then!

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  17. UnknownDecember 25, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    This was a fresh approach! Well done!
    Anna
    Anna's SC#33

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    This was wonderful! I really, really loved this!

    The Tom Selleck remark really cracked me up!

    I hope you are having a lovely relaxing day recovering from a glorious and joyful Christmas!

    Thank you for linking.

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